How to Cook Husbands

Many Husbands are spoiled by mismanagement in cooking and so are not
tender and good. Some good wives keep their husbands constantly in hot water,
others keep them in stew by irritating ways. Some roast them, some keep them in
a pickle all their lives, others think they need to be blown up once in a while. Others
let them freeze by their carelessness and indifference.
It cannot be supposed that any husband will be tender and good managed
this way. In selecting a husband, a woman should not be guided by the silvery
appearance as in buying fish nor by the golden tints as if she wished salmon.
Be sure to select him your way as taste differ. Do not go fishing for him as the
best are always brought to the door. It is far better to have none unless you will learn
patiently...